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"Common sense often makes good law." (William Orville Douglas)
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A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2+2?"
The housewife replies: "Four!".
The accountant says: "I think it's either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time."
The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice, "How much do you want it to be?"
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Benjamin Franklin said nothing is certain but death and taxes: but at least death doesn't get worse every year (Anonymous)
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A man made a Freedom of Information request to the Australian Taxation Office, asking whether there was an audit file on him.
A week later he received the reply. It said: "There is now."
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